Published On: 12-28-2006 12:11 AM
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Vegetarians are gasbags! I have concluded this after knowing two of them personally. Have I stumbled on a truth here? I mean holy smokes! They can peal paint from the ceiling. Vile deadly gas that truly must be concocted.
I think it may be the body's way of saying stop messing around and get
back on the meat. We are genetically designed to chase animals around,
kill them and chew on them.



And besides, that tofu is powerful stuff. I have tested it myself. The
proof is in the pudding. That stuff was like some crazy mad scientist
way of producing chemical warfare. Use with caution.



To all vegetarians that know this to be true, your ideals are noble but
it's not worth the pain and personal discomfort. There are plenty of
cows out there!



In fact, they say there are so many damn cows that they are contributing to global warming with their flatulence!



I wonder if this has anything to do with all the grass they eat?